Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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