Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
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