carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
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