Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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