What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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