I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
My bed is full of blood and feathers
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
Randomize
