Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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