is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
You made out with two different species that night
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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