Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
my vag is so smooth its legendary
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
I think I have vodka in my lungs
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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