when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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