Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Oh god. I finally realized why the coked out Stevie wonder was explaining the concept of movember to the McDonalds clerk. Drunk me didn't process that another month comes after Halloween... It's apparently November.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
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