i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
the liver wants what the liver wants
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
Randomize
