found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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