i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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