Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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