Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
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