So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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