Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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