HIV tests are more positive than that guy
She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
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