Those balls look pretty dangerous.
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
Randomize
