her vagine was all disorganized.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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