i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
There's always time for handjobs
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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