You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
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