can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
I didn't notice because vodka
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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