took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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