She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
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