i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
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