Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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