he looks like a really good dad on facebook
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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