quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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