I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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