I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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