just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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