We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
He kissed a someone with a penis
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Randomize
