they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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