just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
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