I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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