And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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