hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
Randomize
