I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
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