OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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