Just mADE A PArabola og urine
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
Randomize
