Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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