one two three fourrrrnication!
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
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