How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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