I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
she was so hammered she started drinking dishwasher detergent
I dont know whats funnier - that, or that we learned that poison control is closed at 2 AM
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
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