you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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