Have you finally orgasmed yet?
where does the pee come out of this thing
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
Randomize
