New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
The greatest thing of my life happened today. I took a shit and it formed a smiley face. It's going to be a fucking fantastic day.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
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Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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