just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
Randomize
