Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
Randomize
