Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
North Korea, Best Korea!
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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