Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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